Please send corks

[vsbeetle]

Corks, yes, *corks* - no letter substitution, you lot.

I have been watching more television. I know, I've been warned, it's my own fault really, only leads to adverts in the end. *This* is the problem.

I don't drink a lot of wine. I'm unsure what effect bottle caps will have on a TV screen but I'm not that keen to find out. I need a supply of corks to throw at the TV when it all gets too much in the advert breaks in Cracker (ITV3 yay!) and so on.

Help?

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[unwillinggal.livejournal.com]

Apologies for my presumptuousness, /takes ten attempts to spell tricky word then gives up/ should have known better. :-)